What is Hmo?
1.
A group insurance that entitles members to services of participating hospitals and clinics and physicians.
The employess at my HMO are a bunch of homos.
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2.
1)The act of "Hitting Myself Off" as originated by William W, "The Body."
May pertain to mastubatory, chronic-related or drinking/eating; in fact, any activity that "hits oneself off" can be articulated in the language of HMO.
2) noun. The
1) -"I'm going to go HMO with this spliff"
-"You tryin' to H' yourself with some dank food?"
(see "dank," "H-yourself")
Antonym: -"That 3-hour seminar was an HMnO."
2) -"Yo, throw down some H on this blunt"
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3.
Hitting myself off. An HMO is any action that brings one pleasure either immediately, or in the near or extended future. If the action brings one pain in the present, but pleasure in the future one describes this situation as "HM Noing for the eventual SUPREME HMO" The HMO is sought after in many tribes and nations as it represents the ultimate expression and experience of happiness and joy. It is impossible to not be pleased while HMOing.
May also be shortened to simply the "h"
"Kim, what are you doing?"
"Oh you know, just H'ing"
"helll yah girl. you know how its done"
OR
"Sally Que, why are you studying so hard instead of going out to have fun with your friends"
" oh you know, gotta hmNO tonight so i can H myself with that chronss B+ tomorrow"
OR
"dammmmmmmmmmnnnnn. that pleasure fest was the chronnnsssss hmo. i can hardly take it anymore. all of my senses were engaged"
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4.
hannah montana obsession
Laura : I just watched a whole season of Hannah Montana
Mel : Omg you've got HMo
Laura : I Know :O
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5.
short for someone who is acting gay OR LIKE A SALLY
as bobby watched the men's gymnastics mark asked " what are you an HMO"
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6.
A slang word for
Leah: I went to the L word premiere.
Pete: Yea, how was it?
Leah: It was full of HMOs.
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7.
an abbreviation for Hold Me Over, which is typically a small amount of food eaten when a long duration of time will elapse before the next meal is consumed.
John: Hey Ray, I just made reservations at the restaurant and I wasn't able to get one for another 3 hours.
Ray: Man that's terrible, I'm starving. What do you have in your fridge, I need an HMO.
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