Hmof

What is Hmof?


1.

Holy Mother of Fuck. Less blasphemous, but with better impact, than other "Holy Mother" variations.

HMOF! Alexander Hamilton was the last person shot by a sitting VP.

See yikes, crikey, jeez


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