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When you are having sex, you kick the girl in the shins so she hops on one leg and you come in her eye so she can only see out of one. ..
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When an orthodox Jew steals pizza from the fridge not "realizing" that there is bacon on it... but, in fact, secretly loves ba..
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pulchritude means beauty, when somebody is pulchritudinous they are beautiful.
"My girlfriend Emily is the most pulchritudinous gi..