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To menstruate. (Derivation: One hits the tiny '57' on the side of a stubborn bottle of Heinz ketchup to encourage it to pour.)..
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A person who makes a living by predicting disasters and worst-case scenarios.
Guy1: What's the news, man?
Guy2: Bird Flu, terror..
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When a dude or dudette only looks good from far away.
Man, I thought that girl was good lookin', shes just a farsighter...