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The penis. Referred to in this fashion for it's serpentine behavior.
Last night I force-fed and gagged Lisa with my zipper snake a..
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An invasive species of parasite infesting public spaces at airports. They are ravenous devourers of complimentary beverages and foodstu..
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To use your sofa or other upholstered furniture as a masturbation tool.
I can't walk into an Ikea without getting a major boner. ..
