Ho, Ho, Ho!

What is Ho, Ho, Ho!?

1.

It is commonly said that Santa Claus only cums once per year, however, this is not true. Santa Claus only cums one DAY per year -- because his wife is frigid -- and that day is Xmas Eve -- however, Santa tries to cum AS MANY TIMES AS POSSIBLE on that one day he has away from Mrs. Claus.

This is why every time Santa lands his sleigh down anywhere outside of the North Pole, you always hear him yelling out "Ho, ho, ho!"

See santa claus
0

Random Words:

429
1. 429 ("Four-two-nine") — Gay. Spells G-A-Y on a phone. Used as a codeword by gay people. It's opposite, straight, is encry..
Read more
Tiffani
1. Tiffani is a rare variation of Tiffany. Tiffani's share a few qualities with Tiffany's but in general they're better and ..
Read more
Ugly Elephant
1. The act of tucking your penis between your legs (so it's facing backward) and then mooning someone. For a real surprise, I rolled ..
Read more
Book Banner