Ho Jo Mo Yo Smuggler

What is Ho Jo Mo Yo Smuggler?


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A Mormon girl with severe camal toe who hangs out in front of the Howard Johnsons across from the "TEMPLE'.

The missionaries had their hands full with all those ho jo mo yo smugglers, so its goodbye Mr. BLUEBALLS tonight for the boys. Good for them.

See mormon, floozy, camel toe, breakfast, sperm burper


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