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(n) A person or object which moves slowly.
I'm late for work because I got behind some Tortise Von Snails on the highway...
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An older and very small jewish lady. I heard she looks like Dr Ruth. Maybe it is Dr Ruth dressed in a blue elf outfit? Any way, I hear..
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A really stupid or silly Civil War reenactor.
Hey did you see that Civil War reenactard, he was 60 years old, 300 pounds, gray haired a..