What is Hoag?
1.
a man's beast; his organ; one's phallus
Origin: A shortened form of the word "hoagie" (which Philadelphians use to mean a "sub" type of sandwich, like the kind they serve at Subway)
DAMN! Bitch want on yo hoag!
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The hoag (hell of a guy) factor is a political term coined by George Bush which refers to a man with a particular character which lends itself to the political arena.
"I don't know if Hilary can stay on top, she doesn't really have that hoag factor"
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The one and only. Hoag's are ballatastic and get FUCKED all day long.
Hoag's hardtastic hard on penetrated Kaylea's shoes.
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A slang term meaning to joke around or to trick.
ex., "I was just hoagin'!"
"You've GOT to be hoagin'!"
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omg. karen is such a HOAG! i cant believe she put pins in my thong again! when i sat down. you know.