What is Hobagel?
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A terms of endearment for someone/something of questionable history that has redeeming qualities.
Examples could be anything from a slutty friend with a heart of gold to a very old yiddish bread product that has been sitting out on the table far too long. Is it mold or was it always that color? Probably tasted good when you first got it. Pity but it's still a hobagel.
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A person (usually male) with alarming proficiency in all things jizz-related. Since this insult will usually be interpreted as considera..
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HIV.
Some one who is HIV+ as, "The High Five"
I heard Fernando got the high five from Ivanka...