Hobbit Edit Meaning

1.

Small, they would only seem as small children to your eyes. Average height being three foot six or so. Also, they have hairy feet, and a keen intrest in the brewing of Ale and pipeweed, the most famoust being Old Toby (the finest weed in the south farthing). Hobbits can also been known as halflings (because they are half the height of the average human) and Shirefolk (Since thats where alot of them live)

Zel: When i grow up, i wanna be a hobbit! And i will live in the shire in bagshot row under the party tree

Sam: Well, youre definately small enough...

zel: Hey!

2.

A race that exists in the books of J.R.R Tolkien, namely the Lord of the Rings trilogy. They are short human-like creatures with hairy feet and curly hair; whether they have pointed (elf-like) ears or not is under debate. The reside mostly in the Shire, and are a cheerful folk than enjoy nothing more than a good and filling meal. The most famous would probably be Frodo Baggins, the Ring Bearer.

Gandalf: I think there's more to this hobbit than meets the eye.

3.

Cute little race of people who exist in Tolkien's Lord of the Ringstrilogy. Tiny in stature (adults standing three to four feet tall); rather plumpin body; with big, hairy feet; pointy ears; long, curly hair on their heads; and infectuousenthusiasm for life and won't turn down a good party or open displays of affection. Their natural habitat is the Shire, although , some have moved elsewhere.

The Elves, pretty; Humans, also nice to look at... but the Hobbits! They're so cuuuuuute! I just want hug them! ...but I'm afraid that I'd strangle them.

4.

an unknown person who stays in your home for extended periods of time and doesn't respond to hints that they should leave.

"dude the hobbit is sleeping in my bed and know I have to sleep on the coach," "damn the hobbit is back I thought it was finally over," "I think the hobbit came onto me and it is getting awkward."

See hermit, freeloader, hobbit, hobit

5.

A young (usually immature) pot smoker who resides in the urban rain forests of British Columbia, Canada. Usually they reside in Vancouver. Typically they are anti establishment - anti anything really. They are normally unemployed and contribute nothing to the society in which they live except to spend time protesting to get more, more, more from the government. Spend more time lying around smoking pot. Typically they vote Green Party although not 100% sure why.

1.Hobbit dude, pass the joint.

2.Hobbit dude, get that job today? No dude, I slept in.

3.Dude, are you going to the 4:20 smoke-in? Sure, man. There'll be lots of other hobbits there.

See layabout, scruffian, unemployed, green party, pot, joint, marajuana, toke, vancouver, british columbia, canada, rainforest, protest, contribution

6.

v. When a group of young stoners persistantly elects one member of the group to carry out tasks found collectively difficult or undesirable by the rest of the group.

n. A person, often times high on pipeweed, who is repeatedly chosen to carry out the deeds the rest of a group (usually too stoned) are unable to perform.

1. Don't hobbit me bitch, I'll go get the damn beer when I'm good and ready.

2. Stoner 1: Hey man, you should go in the liquor mart and get everyone munchies, man.

Stoner 2: Why do you guys always have to make me the hobbit???

See bagman, hook-up

7.

a small, sand-colored person resembling a hobbit.

this hobbit lurks everywhere, and you should wave at him.

this can be used to scare your dumb friends.

Lauren: "omg, look its the hobbit!"

Melissa: "hey hobbit! everyone wave!"

Frank: "omg.. where's the hobbit? im scared."

Lauren: "the hobbit just told you to gtfo."

Frank: *cries*

See scary, nightmare, weird, devil, evil