Hobbit Cock

What is Hobbit Cock?


1.

a penis that is so hairy that the hair even grows upwards on the shaft of the penis

related to the fact that in the movie version of Lord Of The Rings, the hobbits had thick body hair on top of their feet and on top of their hands

"so i was gonna go south of the border, but no no no!

he had some MAJOR hobbit cock action going on!

as soon as he does some serious manscapingthen we'll be good to go!"

See hair, manscaping, shaving, balls, hairy


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