What is Hobbit Crotch?
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Having an excess amount of hair on or around ones private region, to the point of being comparable to a hobbit's feet.
Josh exposed his hobbit crotch to Lacee, who promptly got out of his car and vomited on her shoes.
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A male or female who likes to lick pussy and ass rather than stick the dick
I thought I was gonna get some dayum good dick but this ..
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something said to someone to hint that the person's nipples and hard and poking through their shirt
..walks outside..
Person One:..