What is Hobbit Crotch?
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Having an excess amount of hair on or around ones private region, to the point of being comparable to a hobbit's feet.
Josh exposed his hobbit crotch to Lacee, who promptly got out of his car and vomited on her shoes.
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Crying whilst masturbating. Mostly over departed girlfriends.
Kevins crasturbating over Katie.
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Someone who gives, or the act of giving/receiving, head.
*Come here girl and give me some mader.
* Look at that mader-head, he's ..