What is Hobbit Crotch?
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Having an excess amount of hair on or around ones private region, to the point of being comparable to a hobbit's feet.
Josh exposed his hobbit crotch to Lacee, who promptly got out of his car and vomited on her shoes.
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While having a cuddle with your girl and shes on a four day bleeder, she runs a digit through her bloody slit and smacks you on the uppe..