Hobbit Crotch

What is Hobbit Crotch?


1.

Having an excess amount of hair on or around ones private region, to the point of being comparable to a hobbit's feet.

Josh exposed his hobbit crotch to Lacee, who promptly got out of his car and vomited on her shoes.

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