Hobbit Talk

What is Hobbit Talk?


1.

1. Any discussion which speculates that homosexual relations were engaged in by any of the male Hobbit characters in any Lord of the Ringsfilms or novels.

2. Any uncomfortable or unseemly discussion among peers.

3. Litteral. The interjection used to interrupt discussions of the above.

1. "That's right at the end of Return of the KingFrodo's sittin in the bed and Merry and Pippin jump right in and get it on! Then Sam and Gimli show up and just sit there and watch the whole thing."

"Hey shut up man! That's fuckin hobbit talk."

2. "Yeah sometimes late at night I can hear my parents doin it."

"OH YUCK! Quit that hobbit talk!"

3. "Hey did you haear about Sarah goin down on your bud..."

"HOBBIT TALK!"


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