What is Hobbit Toe?
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The evolutionary stage of the camel toe whereupon the labia minora sprouts hair, cuticles, and callouses in defense against long vaginal walks and toe-stomping orcs. The result is a vagina that closely resembles a hobbit foot, most commonly Frodo's left.
"Bro, so like...I'm totally getting ready to penetrate, and then I get kicked and get this major gash down the underside of my shaft. The chick had a hobbit toe!"
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to engage in the sexual act with a sleeping partner, and attempt to finish before said partner wakes up.
"I woke up first and gave..
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1:to be without honesty.2: to lie for personal gain.3: one that says words, instead of actions.
that triffelling foul bunkohoe took it ..
