What is Hobbit Toe?
1.
The evolutionary stage of the camel toe whereupon the labia minora sprouts hair, cuticles, and callouses in defense against long vaginal walks and toe-stomping orcs. The result is a vagina that closely resembles a hobbit foot, most commonly Frodo's left.
"Bro, so like...I'm totally getting ready to penetrate, and then I get kicked and get this major gash down the underside of my shaft. The chick had a hobbit toe!"
See
Random Words:
1.
Urban kids who look, dress, talk, and act retarded. Some one who thinks Urban Outfitters is the place to shop.
The difference between ..
1.
when you bite off a girls vagina lips and put them in a bowl of hash browns, using the blood for ketchup.
oh shit, i used jessica to ma..
