Hobbitch

What is Hobbitch?


1.

A short, short tempered, short sighted female with colossal thighs and a malicious, unpleasant attitude that bears a resemblance to an imaginary being with hairy feet from the lord of the ring trilogy.

Wow, that girl Grace sure is a hobbitch!

See bitch, cunt, whore, slut, ass

2.

hobbitch /HAW - bich/ n. (pl. hobbitches)

1. a short, evil-mannered female who sustains her life by destroying the happiness of others and converting it into sexual pleasure.

2. a bitch that resembles a hobbit.

3. any short filipino woman who takes pleasure in emasculating men and collecting shiny objects, especially those that can be jammed into the drive of a PS2.

4. any short woman named Roxanne.

NOTE: I created this word myself: it is the bastard child of the words hobbit (from the Lord of the Rings -- short, furry humanoids with big feet and a love of weed) and bitch(a short, furry human with big feet and a trendy "love" for weed to impress people)

also see: succubus

Last night I peed in Roxanne's hair, she is such a hobbitch.


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