What is Hobbitstacle?
1.
A short, rotund person in no particular hurry blocking your way on a city street. May or may not have furry toes.
I had 5 minutes to make the theatre before the curtain, ahead of me was a short, slow man. I swerved to the left, he shuffled likewise, I swerved to the right and he did the same. There was no ring road around this quite considerable hobbitstacle.
See
Random Words:
1.
When someone cant quiet make it to the toilet.
Also known as a shart.
"Boy what stinks mary did you fart?"
"No i just ..
1.
a douchebag to the second level.
"Dude, that guy's a douchebag."
"No, he worse. He's a douchewibbler."
..
