Hobblesucked

What is Hobblesucked?

When you're so excited about the person your kissing that you get a cramp in your leg and you're hobbling along, trying not to show it.

"God, what a bad first date it was. There I was, walking this amazing girl home, and alluvasudden I began to hobblesuck!"

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