Hobblesucked

What is Hobblesucked?

When you're so excited about the person your kissing that you get a cramp in your leg and you're hobbling along, trying not to show it.

"God, what a bad first date it was. There I was, walking this amazing girl home, and alluvasudden I began to hobblesuck!"

Ass-hearted

1. The act of half-heartedly doing something half-assed. I really didn't care enough to properly not care about fixing the door, so I..

Jeremy Maggio

1. A pretzel (rod) with ez cheese (preferrably Cheddar) slopped on top in a linear fashion. Would you like more jeremy for your maggio? S..

Hairy Lampshade

1. To stick a lightbulb into someone's ass, and then screw a working lamp (minus the shade) onto the bulb. Then, turn on the lamp, thu..

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