Hobblesucked

What is Hobblesucked?

When you're so excited about the person your kissing that you get a cramp in your leg and you're hobbling along, trying not to show it.

"God, what a bad first date it was. There I was, walking this amazing girl home, and alluvasudden I began to hobblesuck!"

Baby Turtle

1. a turtle that isnt really a turtle at all. really a tortiose, ( a heffer) are you sure you can carry that baby turtle See huge, heffer..

Smash The Gammon

1. the act of vaginal sex between a man and a woman. I am going to smash the gammon out of my girlfriend tonight! See gammon, sex, smashi..

W0ot

1. The l337 version of woot woot w0ot dawg i am teh pwn..

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