Hobblesucked

What is Hobblesucked?

When you're so excited about the person your kissing that you get a cramp in your leg and you're hobbling along, trying not to show it.

"God, what a bad first date it was. There I was, walking this amazing girl home, and alluvasudden I began to hobblesuck!"

Guys. Guys, I Ate All The Doritos.

1. Something you say just to make noise, so your friends will talk to you. -Silence- Person 1: Guys. Guys, I ate all the doritos. Perso..

5 Gallon Bucket Of Spit

1. A woman who has had so much sex, kids, or fence posts that her pussyis really loose. That chick was so loose it was like putting my dic..

Shame Shower

1. A cleansing of the body following a negative sexual encounter. Seen often in conjunction with cum horrorand/or post-sexual fugue. yeah,..

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