Hobblesucked

What is Hobblesucked?

When you're so excited about the person your kissing that you get a cramp in your leg and you're hobbling along, trying not to show it.

"God, what a bad first date it was. There I was, walking this amazing girl home, and alluvasudden I began to hobblesuck!"

It's There

1. Response to someone making fun of something in order to redeem it. "That field was a piece of shit. At least it's there.&quo..

Crasterbation

1. masturbating while silver tears drip down your cheeks "Granda Grandma why did you have to die?" Jimmy inquired midway through..

Zrashing

1. Going up to the Wal-mart shopping center and playing shopping cart chicken Dude i'm bored, let go zrashing. I got F'ed up wh..

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