Hobblesucked

What is Hobblesucked?

When you're so excited about the person your kissing that you get a cramp in your leg and you're hobbling along, trying not to show it.

"God, what a bad first date it was. There I was, walking this amazing girl home, and alluvasudden I began to hobblesuck!"

Oklahoma Offramp

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Mountain Dew-che Bag

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Mmb

1. Masturbation Memory Bank That picture he took is for his MMB for when he's alone. See masturbation, sex, men, jerk off, beat the ..

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