Hobblesucked

What is Hobblesucked?

When you're so excited about the person your kissing that you get a cramp in your leg and you're hobbling along, trying not to show it.

"God, what a bad first date it was. There I was, walking this amazing girl home, and alluvasudden I began to hobblesuck!"

Foj!

1. An abbreviation typically standing of "Flock of Jesus!" Guy 1: Dude your shoes untied... Guy 2: FoJ! See wtf, omg, crap, mo..

Gimantic

1. A gigantic man ; also formly known as Teresa Ly Teresa is a Gimantic , That girl is a Gimantic See gigantic, huge, big, manly 2. Exc..

Cell-on

1. Noun. Similar to Hard-on When your cell phone or ipod gets stuck horizontally in your pants, making you look ridiculous. Hilarious to e..

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