What is Hobbling Knob Gobbler?


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A hideous peg-legged woman who lives under a bridge in the middle of the woods, serving as toll booth attendant for aforementioned bridge. The only allowable method of payment is to allow her to gobble your knob. Much like a crack head in Compton approaches a pusheror trapstaroffering fellatio in exchange for crack, the traveler must allow the hobbling knob gobbler to gobble their knob in order to cross the bridge.

I was walking through the woods when i copped some dome from a hobbling knob gobbler.

See swamp donkey, bridge troll


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