What is Hobbling Knob Gobbler?
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A hideous peg-legged woman who lives under a bridge in the middle of the woods, serving as toll booth attendant for aforementioned bridge. The only allowable method of payment is to allow her to gobble your knob. Much like a crack head in Compton approaches a
I was walking through the woods when i copped some
dome from a hobbling knob gobbler.
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When a girl jacks off your wee wee with her armpit. The sweatier the better.
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