What is Hobbs Ass?
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Usually when a male (but can be a female I guess)is wearing boxers on a hot day, and the sweat from his ass saturates the boxers to the point that it makes it extremely uncomfortable to walk normally. It causes the individual to engage in a form of hobbling, hence "hobbs" ass.
"Dude, I had to run a mile wearing jeans and boxers and now I got the worse case of Hobbs Ass.
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To go on an adventure that may or may not involve a car, loud music and a nerf gun.
"I believe it was a 9mm nerf gun"
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