What is Hobby Phone?
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To have a prepaid cell phone you use for setting up dates with escorts. Having open avoids your significant other from discovering your hobby as she snoops through your cell phone.
Thank god for my hobby phone. If that hooker would have texted me on my regular cell phone my girlfriend would have killed me.
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Things are undesirable but still could be worse.
It’s better to be cheesed off than be cheesed on.
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