What is Hobile?
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A cheap pay as you talk mobile phone used for arranging assignations with ladies of low moral virtue, thus removing the risk of one's partner finding strange numbers on the normal mobile bill.
I can't phone the slag on my normal phone - the missus will find out. Best use that £30 hobile I've stashed...
Random Words:
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Arachnoleptic Fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web.
Little Miss Muffet..
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run bitch or prepare to run
man 1: the cops are coming!
man 2: turkey sandwich!
See cops, food, fat, paco, turkey, sandwich, jew
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