What is Hobile?
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A cheap pay as you talk mobile phone used for arranging assignations with ladies of low moral virtue, thus removing the risk of one's partner finding strange numbers on the normal mobile bill.
I can't phone the slag on my normal phone - the missus will find out. Best use that £30 hobile I've stashed...
Random Words:
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A woman who urinates in her underwear, especially one who does so deliberately for sexual stimulation.
Sheila is a secret pantie wetter..
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Tig bitties.
Did you see the knobzillas on that broad? I'd like to do a face plant right in between them...
