What is Hobile?
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A cheap pay as you talk mobile phone used for arranging assignations with ladies of low moral virtue, thus removing the risk of one's partner finding strange numbers on the normal mobile bill.
I can't phone the slag on my normal phone - the missus will find out. Best use that £30 hobile I've stashed...
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When a person has the physacle features of a fluffy teddy bear and a chinese person.
look hes so adorable: look at those chubby cheeks ..
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A turd in the shape of a smiley face sitting in the bottom of the toilet bowl
"Honey, you gotta come and see my happy stool!"..
