What is Hobile?
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A cheap pay as you talk mobile phone used for arranging assignations with ladies of low moral virtue, thus removing the risk of one's partner finding strange numbers on the normal mobile bill.
I can't phone the slag on my normal phone - the missus will find out. Best use that £30 hobile I've stashed...
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someone who *thinks* they know how to program, but in reality is pretty average... almost always don't really understand the inner ..
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A future Pimp. Intense masturbater. Has a lump on hand from too much wrist action.
OMG!!!! you Yoshi!!!! you sick Bastard!!!
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