What is Hobile?
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A cheap pay as you talk mobile phone used for arranging assignations with ladies of low moral virtue, thus removing the risk of one's partner finding strange numbers on the normal mobile bill.
I can't phone the slag on my normal phone - the missus will find out. Best use that £30 hobile I've stashed...
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The action of a female squating down on another persons face while menstrating.
I gave Rachel a red carpet squash last night!
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Hypermilingfor the average person; driving in a way that saves gas without going to extremes. The major techniques of Mellowmiling are ..