What is Hobile?
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A cheap pay as you talk mobile phone used for arranging assignations with ladies of low moral virtue, thus removing the risk of one's partner finding strange numbers on the normal mobile bill.
I can't phone the slag on my normal phone - the missus will find out. Best use that £30 hobile I've stashed...
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A place very similar to a Maus Free Zone.
Tell your story walking, pumpkin head.
See Slim..
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chicken teryaki is when someone takes a shit and instead of wiping someone else cleans you up :-)
Guy: "Hey babe, wanna come home ..
