What is Hobile?
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A cheap pay as you talk mobile phone used for arranging assignations with ladies of low moral virtue, thus removing the risk of one's partner finding strange numbers on the normal mobile bill.
I can't phone the slag on my normal phone - the missus will find out. Best use that £30 hobile I've stashed...
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To drop one's daks is to lower one's underwear.
she dropped her daks and took a piss on the motorway, 'cos there were n..
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man who is not a man in every sense of the word, being born by a certain mother in law
See: my ex-husband, the prickless son of a bitch..
