Hob-king

What is Hob-king?


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A person known to prefer the company of a usually possessive and bitchy girlfriend over that of his homies. Darron from "Saving Silverman" perfectly demonstrates the metamorphasis into a HOB-King. Recommended course of action when a friend is suspected of turning to the HOB-Kingdom: Chloroform his girlfriend and rape her in the woods, leaving her to die. = )

"Can you believe that HOB-King Carmine? We got free tickets to a Devils game and he ditches us for that h0!"

See hob, hoes over bros


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