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The most deadly of deadly kicks only when performed by Chuck Norris.
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To pork a girl when she is on her period.
She was really horny, but also on her period, so I did what any man would do. I gave her the ..
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When you are having anal sex (assuming you are male), and right before you are about to hit your climax you cut your partners head clean..