What is Hobknocker?
1.
An allegedly defamatory aspersion of ostensible British origon used chiefly to assert the recipient's overt practice of something decidedly "gross" and "illegal"; as spoken in the American sitcom television series "iCarly".
"You filthy American hobknockers!
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A large hariy guy or woman who in there spare time likes to molest small animals and also elephants, they like llamas and like to munch on the nostrils of several kangaroos(mainly austrailan).
On the african grasslands, underneath the ground, hobknockers lurk. They creep until one unsuspecting gazelle or the above said animals are alone, and much like a child predator, SNATCHES THE ANIMAL UP IN ITS MONSTROUS TEETH ! Beware of these odd creepy men, that also like hairy, bingo-winged 50+ ladies.
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one who masturbates in public restrooms
Sounds like theres a hobknocker in the next stall over.
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a person who masterbates in public and therefore it is illegal.
check out that hobknocker.
dude thats awsome and illegal.
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It is a made up word from the show iCarly. Wade Collins uses it to describe Freddy, Carly, Sam and Spencer. The writers of the show try to keep it a mystery but there is alot of speculation in the fanbase. The Merrian-Webster dictionary defines "hob" as a synonym for mischief or something illegal. Therefore, if it's gross AND illegal it most likely is one who is a necrophiliac or one who indulges in incest. However, judging by iCarly's target demographic of 10-15 year olds, it probably means incest since negrophilia is usually related to gross-er matters. Many fans believe that it may mean a prostitute; however, they forget that they replace "whore" with "skunkbag" just the way they replace "dipshit" with "dipwad."
You guys are bunch of hobknockers!
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1. A person who 'rapes' or molests' animals.
2. Someone who hits you in the face with thier penis.
1. Carly: Oh he's so cute!
Wade C.: You are all a bunch of hobknockers!
(as seen on Icarly)
2. Devin: Dude! Wtf, you hobknocker.
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Having sex with a hobo. Gross and illigal,
U hobknocker!
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