What is Hobo Chili?
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Any combination of readily available ingredients stirred together in a pot or used soup-can over an open fire. Ingredients can include: Pigeons, fecal matter, babies, dogs, grass, fingers.
Best served with a vintage Merlot, but toilet wine will suffice.
Crazy Homeless man: "A dead hooker, three mice, and a used condom? Oh, it's Hobo Chili time!"
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