What is Hobo Semen Eating Dude?


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A rare disorder related to Stockholm Syndromewhere upon being mugged by a Hobo while taking a piss, the victim takes pity on the mugger and gives him a BJ. In an effort to comfort the Hobo and gain trust, the victim will swallow the Hobo's man custard. A bond develops between the mugger and victim, to such a level where, as a sign of gratitude, the Hobo returns the victims wallet (sans £60).

Mick: Dave, where you been?

Dave: Just been hangin' a piss in that seedy alley way, some cunt just stole my wallet

Mick: Right, so how do you explain the jizz running down the side of your mouth?

Dave: What? fuck that, someone get me a crowbar, I'm gonna go after the cunt who stole my wallet

Mick: Dave, face it, you're a Hobo Semen Eating Dude.

Dave: Dude, I'm strugglin'

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2.

A rare disorder related to Stockholm Syndromewhere upon being mugged by a Hobo while taking a piss, the victim takes pity on the mugger and gives him a BJ. In an effort to comfort the Hobo and gain trust, the victim will swallow the Hobo's man custard. A bond develops between the mugger and victim, to such a level where, as a sign of gratitude, the Hobo returns the victims wallet (sans £60).

Mick: Dave, where you been?

Dave: Just been hangin' a piss in that seedy alley way, some cunt just stole my wallet

Mick: Right, so how do you explain the jizz running down the side of your mouth?

Dave: What? fuck that, someone get me a crowbar, I'm gonna go after the cunt who stole my wallet

Mick: Dave, face it, you're a Hobo Semen Eating Dude.

Dave: Dude...

See hobo, semen, eating, dude, stockholm syndrome, bj, blow job


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