What is Hobophobic?
1.
One who is frightened of a severe change in fortune, romance, and lifestyle due to the negative energy transfer that results when making physical contact with the homeless.
“He was always so hobophobic. He never should've volunteered at the soup kitchen. Now he's gone”.
2.
A person who is afraid of bums
Dude, I was totally hobophobic yesterday when those bums jumped me and gave me an
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3.
I´m scared of bums, so what?
Not just because they stink bad
Not just because they're crackers
From drinking too much Lysol
4.
Ho-bo-pho-bic: a) N: One who is afrade of the homeless. A fear of people with long dirty beards and excessive overcoats in summer. Frightened by those with shopping carts.
They say that if you're afraide of gays then it secretly means you're gay. I'm afrade of homeless people, so this explains my recent layoff and jump in rent.
5.
A person that has a fear of vagrants.
"Did you see that guy? He pulled his dog away from us like we were scum. He's hobophobic, man."
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6.
discriminating against, making fun of or otherwise being
Ed: did you see that bum playing amazing grace on the penny whistle? why doesn't he get a real job?
Dave: you're so Hobophobic.
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