What is Hobosexual?
1.
Adjective. The opposite of metrosexual; one who cares little for one's own appearance.
Examples: Michael Moore, Peter Jackson.
First documented hobosexual - John the Baptist.
2.
A no good passionate bum
Judge: "What grounds do you have for divorce Mrs. Jones?"
Mrs. Jones: "My husband is a hobosexual, your honor"
Judge: "Don't you mean homosexual, Mrs. Jones?"
Mrs. Jones: "No your honor, I mean hobosexual. He's just a no good, passionate bum"
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3.
a homosexual that has low aesthetic sense and could care less about appearance and style, similar to that of a typical heterosexual male. (gay version of metrosexual)
I saw this hobosexual wearing jogging pants at the gay bar last weekend.
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4.
Having sexual attraction to homeless men or women, or just towards people of poor hygiene, or even towards those with a lack of a home.
You are such a hobosexual. That guy you're dating doesn't even have a job or a home and he is probably from the band ZZTop.
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5.
Pronunciation: ˈhō-(ˌ)bō-ˈsek-sh(ə-)wəl, -ˈsek-shəl
Function: adjective
1 : of, relating to, or characterized by a tendency to direct sexual desire toward those who have no home or permanent place of residence
2 : of, relating to, or involving sexual intercourse with those who have no home or permanent place of residence
Did you hear the news about Britney Spears? She's given up on successful men and is now a hobosexual.
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6.
Someone who is a very bad sex partner. Sucking, and not in a good way.
Man: Your honor, I want a divorce, my wife is a hobosexual.
Judge: What are you talking about?
Man: She's a bum lay.
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7.
One who considers the homeless as sexual beings; one who likes to have sexual encounters with dirty strangers; one who dresses in a homeless person's costume for role playing in sexual enjoyment
My husband and I like to have sex in the dirt.We are hobosexuals.
I'm such a hobosexual, I would totally bang that dude over there holding up that cardboard sign.
I haven't showered today, I feel like a hobosexual.
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