What is Hockey Jesus?
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Alexander Ovechkin the greatest goal scorer in hockey. He'd walk on water but it always turns to ice.
Cory- Hey did you see Hockey Jesus last night?
Dave- 5 goals and 4 assists.
Kiel- I wish the Pens had 2 Malkins and 3 Crosbys so we could trade for Hockey Jesus.
Cory- Kiel why don't you run a
dodil up your ass.
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