Hockey Jesus

What is Hockey Jesus?


1.

Alexander Ovechkin the greatest goal scorer in hockey. He'd walk on water but it always turns to ice.

Cory- Hey did you see Hockey Jesus last night?

Dave- 5 goals and 4 assists.

Kiel- I wish the Pens had 2 Malkins and 3 Crosbys so we could trade for Hockey Jesus.

Cory- Kiel why don't you run a dodil up your ass.

See hockey, ovechkin, dodil, alex, alexander


9

Random Words:

1. the f*ing sexxiieesstt girl i know iloveher so much daymm she is ma b*tch cayley is so tight See she, is, girl, i, love..
1. One who has been, or forever will be extremly gay. Can though be used to describe something gay, not right, or very pethetic. Oh shit,..
1. Hin, to (v). An act of retribution (putting someone 'in their place'). A hinning is dealt out by the hinner following a prior..