Hockey Jesus

What is Hockey Jesus?

Alexander Ovechkin the greatest goal scorer in hockey. He'd walk on water but it always turns to ice.

Cory- Hey did you see Hockey Jesus last night?

Dave- 5 goals and 4 assists.

Kiel- I wish the Pens had 2 Malkins and 3 Crosbys so we could trade for Hockey Jesus.

Cory- Kiel why don't you run a dodil up your ass.

See hockey, ovechkin, dodil, alex, alexander

Hankering

1. craving something bad! I have a hankering for some Hagus right now. 2. something someone would get if they where to see somebody of e..

Jentzen

1. when you are at a friends house. you look behind you and see a penis. your friends penis. you gasp... but WAIT it gets better, then he b..

Dick Assed

1. a manner of doing things akin to trying to stik yer knob up yer arse...

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