Hockey Jesus

What is Hockey Jesus?

Alexander Ovechkin the greatest goal scorer in hockey. He'd walk on water but it always turns to ice.

Cory- Hey did you see Hockey Jesus last night?

Dave- 5 goals and 4 assists.

Kiel- I wish the Pens had 2 Malkins and 3 Crosbys so we could trade for Hockey Jesus.

Cory- Kiel why don't you run a dodil up your ass.

See hockey, ovechkin, dodil, alex, alexander

Aolbonics

1. Using single letters and numbers to make yourself look like even more of an asshat on the internet. 'omgz u r teh kewlest'..

Zzu

1. Is an abbreviation for WAZZU. WAZZU is a nickname given to Washington State University due to the fact that it is not located in an over..

Zeusmas

1. The Hellenic Polytheist's word for christmas. "I wish you a Merry Zeusmas!" See christmas, holiday, xmas, x-mas, religi..

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