Hockey Jesus

What is Hockey Jesus?


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Alexander Ovechkin the greatest goal scorer in hockey. He'd walk on water but it always turns to ice.

Cory- Hey did you see Hockey Jesus last night?

Dave- 5 goals and 4 assists.

Kiel- I wish the Pens had 2 Malkins and 3 Crosbys so we could trade for Hockey Jesus.

Cory- Kiel why don't you run a dodil up your ass.

See hockey, ovechkin, dodil, alex, alexander


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