Hockey Jesus

What is Hockey Jesus?

Alexander Ovechkin the greatest goal scorer in hockey. He'd walk on water but it always turns to ice.

Cory- Hey did you see Hockey Jesus last night?

Dave- 5 goals and 4 assists.

Kiel- I wish the Pens had 2 Malkins and 3 Crosbys so we could trade for Hockey Jesus.

Cory- Kiel why don't you run a dodil up your ass.

See hockey, ovechkin, dodil, alex, alexander

W.i.t

1. Whore In Training. Many W.I.T's begin their training at a young age these days. From observation, I believe the age at which the tr..

Zuton

1. A hacker, or a glitch in your pc that prevents one uploading a song from one's itunes library onto the actual ipod I've got a..

Get My Swole On

1. To work out, usually with weights. To get bigger by working out. I cant fuck around with you, I gotta go get my swole on. See workout,..

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