Hockey Jesus

What is Hockey Jesus?

Alexander Ovechkin the greatest goal scorer in hockey. He'd walk on water but it always turns to ice.

Cory- Hey did you see Hockey Jesus last night?

Dave- 5 goals and 4 assists.

Kiel- I wish the Pens had 2 Malkins and 3 Crosbys so we could trade for Hockey Jesus.

Cory- Kiel why don't you run a dodil up your ass.

See hockey, ovechkin, dodil, alex, alexander

Opsy

1. bein able to visualize it. Yo bro get the opsy on that line man. huck off the cliff, shoot through that chute, and spin it off the bank..

Heywood

1. Cocaine Is Jenny in the bathroom with Heywood? See cocaine, haywood, coke, blow..

Out-tubed

1. when you are so bored for so long you have already looked up all your favorite videos/songs on youtube that you know so you are desperat..

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