Hockey Jesus

What is Hockey Jesus?


1.

Alexander Ovechkin the greatest goal scorer in hockey. He'd walk on water but it always turns to ice.

Cory- Hey did you see Hockey Jesus last night?

Dave- 5 goals and 4 assists.

Kiel- I wish the Pens had 2 Malkins and 3 Crosbys so we could trade for Hockey Jesus.

Cory- Kiel why don't you run a dodil up your ass.

See hockey, ovechkin, dodil, alex, alexander


9

Random Words:

1. A slimy, self-obsessed, long-nosed, money hungry jewstien. Can't tell a 1/4 inch plug from it's own butt-plug. Reeking at al..
1. A decadent street in Dallas, Tx. It's full of strips joints, whorehouses, burlesque houses, asian massage parlors, adult bookstore..
1. To be perfect. Stunning and exciting. Life is good, everything is so Helbard today. See trent 2. A substitution for the word "..