What is Hockey Jockey?
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A "Hockey Jockey" is when a girl is riding a guy violently hard, while continuously punching him in the face; inevitably causing a broken nose, split lips & loss of teeth, while also causing the guy to blow the hardest
Dude1: Holy Fuck! What the fuck happened to his
face ?! And why the fuck is he smiling?!
Dude2: His girl Hockey Jockey 'd the
fuck out of him last night. His fuckingballs exploded. This is the happiest I've ever seen that creepy fucker in his life!
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