Hockey Jockey

What is Hockey Jockey?


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A "Hockey Jockey" is when a girl is riding a guy violently hard, while continuously punching him in the face; inevitably causing a broken nose, split lips & loss of teeth, while also causing the guy to blow the hardest loadhe ever has in his life.

Dude1: Holy Fuck! What the fuck happened to his face?! And why the fuck is he smiling?!

Dude2: His girl Hockey Jockey 'd the fuck out of him last night. His fucking balls exploded. This is the happiest I've ever seen that creepy fucker in his life!

See sex, violence, orgasm, creepy, fuck, balls, hockey


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