Hockey Milf

What is Hockey Milf?


1.

A very attractive hockey mom; often found in ice arenas. She should not have a gap in her teeth, excessive facial warts, or enough cottage cheese on her thighs to feed a small country.

All of the hockey coaches are trying to bang that hockey milf!


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