Hockey Ninja

What is Hockey Ninja?


1.

A hockey player who excels at committing cheap shots and not being called for a penalty. Most hockey ninjas, if caught by a player, will use their art to disappear behind a referee, thereby escaping any retribution.

Fan 1: "How did Darcy Tucker not get called for boarding?!"

Fan 2: "Because he is a hockey ninja."

See hockey, ninja, cheapshot, classy, cheater

2.

A hockey player who's inconspicuous presence causes the opposing team to pay him/her little attention only to appear out of thin air and score. Hockey Ninjas are sneaky, sly, and skillful; striking with incredible speed and accuracy.

"Oh my gawd! He came out of nowhere and scored?"

"That's because... he's a Hockey Ninja!"

See sneaky, sly, skillful, invisible, accurate, fast


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