What is Hockey Player?
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Hockey Player (haw-kee pla-r):
An individual who can beat you on the scoreboard and in the parking lot after the game.
1) "Bertuzzi takes the feed from Naslund!...SCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORES!!!"
2) "Good god almighty! what a hit from Bertuzzi!, he knocked Peter Forsberg right on his ass!"
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Typically Canadian. Main goal in life is to not only score many points in a game, but to also score with as many chicks as possible.
Mike is a typical Hockey PLAYER
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Usually what every young Canadian aspires to be. Probably the toughest and most physical athletes around. They take every hit like a man, get their asses back up and continue the shift (or demolish that motherfucker)
Hours of sweat, skating, practice, bonecrushing hits, broken teeth, blood, ice, sticks, pucks, punches and goals- they love every damn second of it. The bruises and scars are the physical badges of what hockey is all about.
Dedicated to not only the physical prowess of the game, but also the skillful presence and crafty strategies of the sport. Character is what they live by.
Probably the most masculine yet humble of athletes and have the hottest bodies ever. Scores both on and off the ice.
Example 1: *Hockey player gets hit and is thrown among the shattering glass*
Hockey Player: Eh whatever... *gets back up and continues the shift*
Example 2: Lecavalier..ing in...dekes.. backhand...he SSCCOORESS! OOOH WHAT A GOAL BY VINCENT LECAVALIER!
Example 3: Sheryl: When I grow up, I want to marry a hockey player, have their babies and make them become hockey players!
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obivously the hottest type of athlete.
Girl A- did you see that guy?!?!
Girl B- Yeah...So hot!
Girl A- He's a hockey player!
Girl B-Ooooh!!!!
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hottest kind of person out there. hands down. hockey players have sick flow and pay the price for a good performance.
I want a hockey player in bed.
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Real men. Everyone else likes to play with balls.
Did you see Jordan staal score that goal, what a hockey player.
No I was to busy watching Nate McLouth play with balls.
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A person with very poor skating skills who decides to try to whack a puck into a net on the ice while acting like a big shot. This person doesn't appreciate the fine art of figure skating, yet they spend any time off the ice at the arena looking at the butts of figure skaters.
Look at those pansies ridin' the ice like they're some sort of big shots. Bet they can't even stop on ice like us All Mighty Hockey Players. *CRASH*
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