Hockey Puck Edit Meaning

1.

A chick that gets passed from one hockey player to another and eventually bones the entire team.

That dirty, dirty hockey puck has given everyone on the team a ball tounging but me.

See lacrossetitute, slut, skank, ho, hockey, puck

2.

To "hockey puck" someone is to pee in the bottom of a coffee can or other cylinder and then freeze it and slide the frozen piss disc underneath their door so that they are welcomed by a puddle of urine.

We hockey pucked Jordan twice last night. He's such a dick.

See Shaft

3.

A real shity hamburger,

you know... the kind they serve in the school lunch room.

I'm not eating in the cafeteria , they are servin' hockey pucks today.

See burger, boiga, shit, crap, trash, mavros

4.

A dullard; a person dumber than a box of rocks.

It's a tough choice, which is the bigger hockey puck...Geraldo or Sally Jesse Raphael?

5.

A black girl that likes to get slapfrom white men

I seen that hockey puck at the movies with that white dude again

See hockey puck, snow turkey, grasshopper, mud shark, hoodrat

6.

a reall really short and really really fat dick

thAT chick took in a "pink hockeypuck".