What is Hockey Puck?
1.
A chick that gets passed from one hockey player to another and eventually bones the entire team.
That dirty, dirty hockey puck has given everyone on the team a ball tounging but me.
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2.
To "hockey puck" someone is to pee in the bottom of a coffee can or other cylinder and then freeze it and slide the frozen piss disc underneath their door so that they are welcomed by a puddle of urine.
We hockey pucked Jordan twice last night. He's such a dick.
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3.
A real shity hamburger,
you know... the kind they serve in the school lunch room.
I'm not eating in the cafeteria , they are servin' hockey pucks today.
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4.
A dullard; a person dumber than a box of rocks.
It's a tough choice, which is the bigger hockey puck...Geraldo or Sally Jesse Raphael?
5.
A black girl that likes to get
I seen that hockey puck at the movies with that white dude again
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6.
a reall really short and really really fat dick
thAT chick took in a "pink hockeypuck".
