Hocky Penis

What is Hocky Penis?


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Penis that is found in it's natural habitat, the ice rink. Many female hockey players and fans dwell over this species of penis in hopes they may see it. Most hockey penis is outdated though, meaning its old and wrinkly.

Look at that hockey penis, too bad it's steve's.


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