What is Hodes?
1.
Usable as a noun, verb, or adjective.
Origin: Surname of an infamous professor.
1. The worst possible thing that could happen to someone.
2. A state of degeneration.
3. An exclamation following something bad happening to someone. See:
4. A formidable adversary.
-That guy's car got totally hodesed by that dump truck!
-This creamed corn looks like hodes.
-I'm gonna get reamed by hodes tonight.
(following some guy falling on his ass)
HODES!
2.
rallying war cry, when no war exists.
Hodes Owns Yuo!!!!
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3.
A term used to describe the act of using wet wipes to clean excrement from your anus.
Dude #1: ewww do you smell that?
Dude #2: no
Dude #1: how do you not smell that?
Dude #2: smell what?
Dude #1: i know you farted Dude #2
Dude #2: so
Dude #1: it smells like you shit yourself
Dude #2: i did but i tp'ed
Dude #1: Fuck Dude #2, you gotta Hodes that!
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