Hodes

What is Hodes?


1.

Usable as a noun, verb, or adjective.

Origin: Surname of an infamous professor.

1. The worst possible thing that could happen to someone.

2. A state of degeneration.

3. An exclamation following something bad happening to someone. See: owned

4. A formidable adversary.

-That guy's car got totally hodesed by that dump truck!

-This creamed corn looks like hodes.

-I'm gonna get reamed by hodes tonight.

(following some guy falling on his ass)

HODES!

2.

rallying war cry, when no war exists.

Hodes Owns Yuo!!!!

See Zeke

3.

A term used to describe the act of using wet wipes to clean excrement from your anus.

Dude #1: ewww do you smell that?

Dude #2: no

Dude #1: how do you not smell that?

Dude #2: smell what?

Dude #1: i know you farted Dude #2

Dude #2: so

Dude #1: it smells like you shit yourself

Dude #2: i did but i tp'ed

Dude #1: Fuck Dude #2, you gotta Hodes that!

See hodes, shit, wipe, poo, toilet, crap, bum


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