Hoe Guard

What is Hoe Guard?


1.

skankily dressed college girls who booty shake to the beat of college marching band music

"Wow the color guard is in time but the hoe guard's clothes are going to fall off!"

See college, marching band, slut, hoe, hoe bag


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