Hoe Muffin

What is Hoe Muffin?


1.

When someone is really sweet, but a hoe, and you don't want to call them a hoe in a mean way.

Jessica, that's the 4th hook up you had in 2 days.. you're such a hoe muffin!

See sexual, muffin, hoe, slut, whore

2.

a word used as a pet name.

or a fanny bandit aka faggot.

jenny, your such a hoe muffin LETS FUCK!

See shlong, pet, name, hoe, muffin, cake


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