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A tattoo located just above a woman's ass-crack.
Check out the johnson slapper on our waitress... I'd like to take her home,..
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An old coach of mine told me that if I was ever worried that a girl I was with had STDs, to take a lemon wedge and slide it in THERE. If..
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A very rare disease, contracted only by punching a mirror and wrapping the wound in a sweaty old T-shirt for up to 5 months.
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