What is Hoecake?
1.
a nigga who fronts and acts bitchy.
"Ayyo son, see that nigga over with that fake ass chain on, he a hoecake.
2.
This is some classic ghetto slang that arose from one of John Witherspoons classic routines that can be seen in "Hollywood Shuffle". Hoecake is a cake made from some type of indian recipe, it's called hoecake because in the old days people really cooked them on the blades of hoes.
The whole slang punchline for this was John saying he wants to start marketing hoecakes for his restaurant because, "Hoes gotta eat too!"
"Come on girl and try some of this hoecake, you know hoes gotta eat too!"
3.
Someone who cracks a dirty joke that wasn't even remotely funny.
Kaite-"Hmm, I think I'll go shopping today."
Alec-"That's what she said!"
Kaite-"Alec, your acting like such a hoecake."
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4.
Someone who may not be a
Nick is such a hoecake!
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5.
Slut with a yeast infection
"Man I went down on this skank last night and she had some serious hoecake goin' on!"
6.
Thick, ripe smegma accumulating in the labial folds of a really skanky ho, the kind that don't wash very often.
Cut me a piece a dat hoecake, ho!
7.
See poptart.
See poptart.
