Hoedometer

What is Hoedometer?

Main Entry: hoedom·e·ter

Pronunciation: hoe-'dä-me-ter

Function: noun

: an instrument for measuring a person's sexual encounters(as by intercourse)

You better use a condom; she has several miles on her hoedometer.

See hoe, odometer, slut, sex, condom

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