What is Hoedown?
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1. redneck gathering, usually involves shouting catchy phrases like "yee-haw" and "the south will rise again"
2. what a pimp says to his merchandise, while snapping his fingers and pointing to his genetal region
yo!....ho!....down.....now!
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(n.) What a police officer says on his radio after encountering an injured or dead prostitute.
"Unit 3 - we have a hoedown! Clear?"
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WHEN YOU THROW A HOE TO THE GROUND
MILEY CYRUS BEING THROWN TO THE GROUND, HOEDOWN.
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a gathering of hillbillies (who live in hills completely cut off from civilization) where they dance around a bonfire singing.
"Hey bob lets go to a hoedown."
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Term often heard when a "dancer" or "stripper" crashes to the ground or the stage. This type of fall is a direct result from a blown out strap usually because the shoe was too small, borrowed, or just plain busted.. much like the stripper wearing them.
As Shanaynay took the stage her shoe gave out and caused the stripper to fall in her 8 inch platforms, the screams of "hoedown" filled the air.
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A form of dance that is used by dumbass rednecks or Ashlee Simpson on SNL when not performing very well since being caught lip syncing is one of the most idiotic & crucial failures within the music industry.
Jessica Simpson: "Oh my God daddy! What in the hell is my sister doin' on national tv after just being humiliated for lip syncing?"
Daddy Simpson: "Oh, that's a hoedown which is what she's supposed to be doin' cuz i made a bet with her that she'd never do that if she was ever caught having no talent just like you. So how's that marriage goin' since you've been givin' me head for the last decade? I guess your doin' a hoedown, too. Ho! Down! Aaaaaaaahhhhh."
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Abruptly pulling down the pants (and sometimes the underpants) of an unsuspecting person, primarily as a means to cause embarassment.
"Jane ran up to Dick at the pool party, gave him a hoedown, and ran off, leaving him exposed to everyone."
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