What is Hoef?
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A male "Crazy-ass" that as much as you hate their actions (i.e. cheating on girls, smoking reefer, etc.), you can't help but love and befriend.
Oh my god, you're retarded....you just smoked 3 entire blunts to yourself....I LOVE YOU, Hoef!
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2.
Being called the biggest virgin ever, and that you have a big floppy vagina
Dude, you are such a Hoef
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3.
AN african bird
Wow, what an amazing HOEF
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Random Words:
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A contraction of the two words Vomit and Delicious.
Vomit that tasts almost as good as the food that made you sick.
Man! That lasagna ..
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shut the fuck up you annoying ass mother fuckerrrr.
Quit that noise you mother fucker.
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verb. the term refers to the act of walking into a solid wall that was in plain view.
This term is taken from the platform number 9 ..
