What is Hoef?
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A male "Crazy-ass" that as much as you hate their actions (i.e. cheating on girls, smoking reefer, etc.), you can't help but love and befriend.
Oh my god, you're retarded....you just smoked 3 entire blunts to yourself....I LOVE YOU, Hoef!
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Being called the biggest virgin ever, and that you have a big floppy vagina
Dude, you are such a Hoef
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AN african bird
Wow, what an amazing HOEF
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Woke Up Inside My Dad
The Unfortunate act of becoming sickeninly drunk, and waking up inside your dad.
"dude, i got retarded off ..
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A bunch of nazi wrestling hackers who are for Jesus. Or a bunch of hackers for Jesus who wrestle nazis. Or something.
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Micro Derm Abrasion is what happens when you use cheap toilet paper - it makes your butt raw after repeated wiping much like sand paper ..
