What is Hoef?
1.
A male "Crazy-ass" that as much as you hate their actions (i.e. cheating on girls, smoking reefer, etc.), you can't help but love and befriend.
Oh my god, you're retarded....you just smoked 3 entire blunts to yourself....I LOVE YOU, Hoef!
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2.
Being called the biggest virgin ever, and that you have a big floppy vagina
Dude, you are such a Hoef
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3.
AN african bird
Wow, what an amazing HOEF
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