Hoef

What is Hoef?


1.

A male "Crazy-ass" that as much as you hate their actions (i.e. cheating on girls, smoking reefer, etc.), you can't help but love and befriend.

Oh my god, you're retarded....you just smoked 3 entire blunts to yourself....I LOVE YOU, Hoef!

See beast, dirty dog, juicy j

2.

Being called the biggest virgin ever, and that you have a big floppy vagina

Dude, you are such a Hoef

See jesus, genoa, kingston, dick, douche, Chiggins

3.

AN african bird

Wow, what an amazing HOEF

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