Hoegurt

What is Hoegurt?

well when a girl goes down on a man, you fill her mouth full of a creamy solution

dude, of corse my girl friend is getting her neutrience, she eats my hoegurt every day

See skeet, jizz, hoes, bitches, chicken heads

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