What is Hoertz?
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When a girl shoves one or more of her fingers up a mans rectum while engaging in sexual intercourse.
"I bet mary gave ol' bill the hoertz last night, thats why he's walking funny."
(Man to his friends after exiting bedroom)
"Dude, I jsut got Hoertzed in there."
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When somebody shits in a condom, freezes that, and than uses that as a dildo.
We had no dildo to use, so I used an Alaskan Snow Dog.
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