Hoertz

What is Hoertz?


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When a girl shoves one or more of her fingers up a mans rectum while engaging in sexual intercourse.

"I bet mary gave ol' bill the hoertz last night, thats why he's walking funny."

(Man to his friends after exiting bedroom)

"Dude, I jsut got Hoertzed in there."

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