What is Hoertz?
1.
When a girl shoves one or more of her fingers up a mans rectum while engaging in sexual intercourse.
"I bet mary gave ol' bill the hoertz last night, thats why he's walking funny."
(Man to his friends after exiting bedroom)
"Dude, I jsut got Hoertzed in there."
See
Random Words:
1.
When a women leaves her used Maxi pad on top of a trash can (usually in a bathroom) for everyone to see.
Clem saw an open faced sandwic..
1.
When you're really screwing yourself up by entangling yourselves in others' affairs, being dysfunctional, and making your life..