What is Hoetastic?
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A word used to describe a location with a plethora of extravagant looking females that act in ways that aren't deemed acceptable to society's standards.
Man....I cannot wizzait to go to school tomorrow! It's so freaking hoetastic.
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a word used by teenage girls that describes that something is hoe standard and also refer to the word hoetastic scale.
when someone/thing is slutty or just awesomely awesome, it is hoetastic.
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To be like or somthing which would be liked by a hoe
That skirt is hoetastic
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