Hoetastic Scale

What is Hoetastic Scale?

rating a person from 1 - 10 on how hoetastic they are.

desiree is a 10 on the hoetastic scale.

See hoe, hoetastic, whore, slut

Curb Drop

1. To defecate upon any street curb. Desperately needing to take a shit and with no porno-potties available, Jarko decided to curb drop be..

Free Lock

1. Putting a bike lock through one wheel and around the frame (as opposed to through the frame and around some immovable object) preventing..

Lumpy White Death

1. Also known as potato salad. Ugh! I can't believe you're eating lumpy white death with your sandwich! See mayonnaise, potatoe..

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