Hoevaltine Edit Meaning

1. A textual representation of a penis added to the lexicon of "smiley" emoticons. Look at my emotipenis! 8=====0 See genital..

1. Portly mexican that finds it comical to poke fun at good looking greek/african american men. A terrible fighter that can easily be defe..

1. 'John Loakes' is Cockney Rhyming Slang for 'last tokes' ie the last few drags of a spliff Do you want John Loakes? ..