What is Hoff Blitz?
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Noun. The act of overwhelming an individual via email with a picture of David Hasselhoff. One of the first such blitzes included the very famous psychedlic Speedo shot, wherein the viewer was left speechless and subsequently declared that they felt "blitzed by the Hoff". See also
"I'm so going to Hoff blitz Jennifer this morning. I can't wait to see her reaction!"
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the act of jacking off through a penis sized hole in your hoddie or sweatshirt
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The intended title for a pornographic film project now in the works; intended to advance Texas jurisprudence.
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